8pm – Fox’s House – Inspector Gadget gets the problem patient. He crumbles up and tosses the message and everyone blows up. Penny and Brain help Gadget solve the case! Isn’t that how it always goes?
8pm – The CW’s 90210 – Wah, wah! Catfight! Underage sex! Cameo!
8pm – CBS’ NCIS – Isn’t this that CSI show with the guy from Summer School? Chainsaw rocks!
9pm – ABC’s Dancing With the Stars Results Show – Aretha Franklin, Leona Lewis, John Legend, and Julianne Hough sang… people danced… the producers successfully strung out a five-minute show into an hour (two hours if you count the hour recap before this hour)… and Cody Linley’s going home (I’ll miss you Julianne!)…
9pm – Fox’s Fringe – I’m waiting for the DVD of this show… if it gets a second season. It’s Fox, so you know I’m right about trying not to get hooked on something they’ll cancel. Assholes.
9pm – MyNetwork’s Jail – Back-to-back episodes that kind of act as a “Where are they now?” for former guests of Jerry Springer, People’s Court, and Cheaters.
10pm – NBC’s Law & Order: SVU – Didn’t that one dude play Casey Jones in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie? No? Well, I know for a fact Ice-T played a mutant kangaroo.
10pm – ABC’s Eli Stone – Real quick Jonny Lee Miller facts:
- Played Zero Cool in Hackers
- Played Sick Boy in Trainspotting
- Was married to Angelina Jolie
- Now stars opposite Natasha Henstridge (who was super hot in Species, which was why she had to keep taking off her clothes) and the cute-as-a-button, Julie Gonzalo. ‘Nuff said!
Julie Gonzalo
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