Bradley Cooper was the host of last night’s Saturday Night Live. Who? What? Why? you might be thinking, but my suggestion is to pretend it didn’t happen. Here’s quite possibly the best bit of the night:
Otherwise, the other highlights would be Seth Meyers’ solo run at Really?!? regarding Kellogg’s dropping their sponsorship deal with Michael Phelps after the pot smoking incident, and Kenan Thompson playing Pittsburgh Steelers’ James Harrison, who broke a Superbowl record returning an interception the entire length of the field for a touchdown.
Do not get me wrong – I absolutely thirst for this show. The wait has caused my lungs to collapse and my other addictions to relapse.
Pretty much like how it is for Kate. In this snippet of a preview for the Season 5 Premiere of ABC’s Lost, we quickly come to realize Kate hasn’t broken her old habits… namely, running from Johnny Law. I’ll bet a nice return visit to the Island should solve everything…
8pm – ABC is hosting A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. It’s probably painful to watch as an adult, but if you’re willing to try, make sure you watch the above clip before the show starts. Guaranteed warm fuzzy feelings.
9pm – Or actually, 9:08pm (Fox extended House to capture the crowd that tunes into Dancing with the Stars for just the dazzling opening)… The Mentalist is on CBS. I know nothing about this show, but I do know it was rated the best new show by critics… or something like that. Welcome to TV is my IV – where we make this shit up as we go along. Moving along…
10pm – Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is on NBC. There’s a Detective named Benson on this show? Benson? I loved that show as a kid! Did you know it was a spin-off of Soap? And wasn’t Robert Guillaume awesome on Sports Night? I miss that show.
After last week’s mehpisode, this week Saturday Night Live stepped up its game. Considering TimMcGraw was the host (as opposed to JustinTimberlake who no doubt had to back out in order to stay in bed with Jessica Biel), the show made me laugh. The cold open about the Big Three Bailout was a highlight (which was on Hulu, but seems to have disappeared), as was Michaela Watkins debut as Arianna Huffington.
As this season of Survivor starts picking up some serious steam (baths… at least for Susie), it’s the developing maturity of two contestants that is making the difference. Scratch that. I was enjoying watching Kenny and Sugar grow up into their own skin the last few weeks, but there still is some childishness left in them.
…I felt badly for Randy getting played at tribal council like a banjo at a small town country fair. (Yes, I know, bad analogy and small town and country fair are probably redundant)…
It is redundant Jeff, but I make up words. Like Randy got Sugarfied…
…So why did I feel bad? Maybe there is just something about Randy that I can relate to and sympathize with. Oh, he will hate me saying it like that.
My friend Serena thinks the answer lies with Sugar and the way she handled herself as I read the votes. “Not cool.” (I think she might be right. Serena is almost always right.) That uncontrollable laugh that came from such a deep place inside Sugar was so uncomfortable that I almost wanted to pull the votes out, rearrange them, rewind the tape, and vote Sugar out…
She pulled that after the entire fiasco with the cookies. (She spitefully took advantage of Randy’s last offer for a chocolate chip cookie so he couldn’t get one. I’m not defending him at all, but he could have spilled the entire tray on the ground! I bet Probst& Co. were hoping for that one.)
The thing is – my hands were sweating watching that Tribal Council. I not only felt slightly bad for Randy, but also for Bob. (Not Corinne, though. I agree with what Jeff says below.) Bob seemed like he had second thoughts about the deception, whereas with Randy, it appeared that whatever little faith he had left in humanity was extinguished with his torch.
Jeff on Corinne:
Corinne on the other hand is equally as mean as Randy but I don’t find myself rooting for her in any way. She is an original. I will give her that. Not sure we’ve ever had anybody on the show quite like Corinne. Corinne is as subtle as a thunderstorm. Subtle as the look I give a Survivor when they want to quit. Subtle as, I know, a Probst analogy.
Jerri Manthey can’t hold a candle to Corinne. Jerri had some likable qualities about her, Corinne has none. Just ask her. She’ll tell you the same thing.
And about Kenny’s immaturity – he may be controlling the game… for now, but his choices for elimination seem to come from as equally a vindictive place as Sugar’s.
Click here for an exclusive deleted scene involving Matty’s future plans in Survivor, involving Kenny. (via EW)
Here’s hoping what happens next: Bob, Sugar, and Matty make an alliance against Kenny, Susie, and Crystal. (Corinne is a non-point, except for the possibility of seeing her naked.) And it’s a knock-down drag-out fight to the finale.
For those of you that may not know, Conan O’Brien is leaving his late night show.
Ha! Gotcha! (…prollynotrlly…)
Jimmy Fallon (formerly of Saturday Night Live and regrettably of Taxi) will be taking his place, when Conan will be taking Jay Leno’s place next year. According to this article from Gawker, hip hop band The Roots might be his house band.
Imagine mixing these two acts together:
Click here for Fallon and click here for The Roots.
1130 – We’re entering an era without Elephants, and I fear our comedy may suffer (unless Obama has a tubby intern that may catch his eye). Jason Sudekis as Joe Biden tries to quell our (and Lorne’s) fears by suggesting he’ll screw something up. Dan Quayle, he ain’t.
1133 – Did Don Pardo just mispronounce new castmate Michaela Watkins as Miunintelligible Watson?
1134 – Paul Rudd doesn’t seem to have high hopes for show post-election… Kristen Wiig seems to agree… I’m beginning to worry…
1135 – Did they just simulate an erection in the Sproingo spoof commercial?
1138 – Kissing Family Skit. At first I wonder why Rudd is member of the family, with Andy Samberg as the visiting guest. (I also wonder is this a recurring skit? God, I hope not). Ah the answer presents itself… Samberg and Fred Armison make out open-mouthed.
1144 – Disgusting! I can’t stand these Charmin Ultra Strong commercials. This one has them playing football with dingleberries. Gross!
1148 – As a bone thrown to Kenan Thompson, this scared straight skit is meh at best.
1151 – Digital Short – Like the song Samberg made and played, but here’s a trend I’m sensing in this episode… what’s with all the gay humor? No good fart skits coming to mind? Majorly missing TV Funhouse right now.
For those of you who don’t know,Upright CitizensBrigade is the best Comedy Central tv show ever. If you are not hip enough to know about this show do your self a favor and pick it up on dvd. This is where i first became aware of the comedic genuis that is Amy Pohler.
This great clip is from a short lived comedy sketch show I used to watch growing up. “Haywire” was a Fox show that ran from 1990-1991. Gotta love a story about a boy and his slug.